Giving Thanks
Dear PNC,
If you should have happened to snoop on any of my email prior to June 20 (and I'm quite sure you did), then you should know by now that I'm not your biggest fan. However, I would like to give credit where credit is due. Thank you, you big hapless, heartless corporation, from the bottom of my suntanned soul, for the best summer of my adult life.
Lily thanks you, too.
Sincerely,
Amy Harper
PS - As you may consider any future remodelling of the quaint and cozy former BLC bank branches, please, whatever you do, don't remove the convenient toddler-height buttons that make the doors magically swoosh open at the Duke Street branch in favor of some sleek new technology. OK? It really (and I mean REALLY) makes Lily's day to push them, you see. She gets all wiggly with excitement and gets her pushing finger into the ready position a whole block away. Now, you may be a mean and ruthless Big Bank who doesn't really care about our little community except for the buck you can make off us, but still, I know you wouldn't want to spoil a little girl's fun. Right?
If you should have happened to snoop on any of my email prior to June 20 (and I'm quite sure you did), then you should know by now that I'm not your biggest fan. However, I would like to give credit where credit is due. Thank you, you big hapless, heartless corporation, from the bottom of my suntanned soul, for the best summer of my adult life.
Lily thanks you, too.
Sincerely,
Amy Harper
PS - As you may consider any future remodelling of the quaint and cozy former BLC bank branches, please, whatever you do, don't remove the convenient toddler-height buttons that make the doors magically swoosh open at the Duke Street branch in favor of some sleek new technology. OK? It really (and I mean REALLY) makes Lily's day to push them, you see. She gets all wiggly with excitement and gets her pushing finger into the ready position a whole block away. Now, you may be a mean and ruthless Big Bank who doesn't really care about our little community except for the buck you can make off us, but still, I know you wouldn't want to spoil a little girl's fun. Right?
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posted by Amy at 5:43 AM
2 Comments:
Dear Mommy,
My fans need to see more pictures of me and what we've been doing.
Love,
Lily
I know, I know! We've been, well, BUSY. Some excuse, huh? *grin*
Ok, I'll see what I can do...
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